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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:52 am 
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^Playing dead, they have a mechanism that they can’t control. Maybe drunk but more like playing dead.


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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:09 pm 
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Here's my Darwin Award nominee. :?
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150

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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:34 pm 
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It makes me mad that they broke him lose only to send him off into society again.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:51 pm 
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I know.......... :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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norton55 wrote:
Damn opossums, always trying to skirt the law. :roll:

Those opossums, ya just can't trust 'em!
DIRTJUNKIE wrote:
^Playing dead, they have a mechanism that they can’t control. Maybe drunk but more like playing dead.

That opossum was definitely as drunk as an ASU sorority girl on Saturday night. According to the article the "female opossum appeared disoriented, was excessively salivating and was pale". The article further states "The staff pumped the marsupial full of fluids and cared for her as she sobered up.
We loaded her up with fluids to help flush out any alcohol toxins. She was good a couple of days later." Plus they found her next to an empty bottle of bourbon. This is definitely a case of excessive drinking. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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What the...? I don't understand what the goal of this exercise was. Johnny Knoxville wannabe? Youtube fame? You should see some of the stuff people will do to get on youtube.


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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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DIRTJUNKIE wrote:
norton55 wrote:

It makes me mad that they broke him lose only to send him off into society again.

norton55 wrote:
I know.......... :lol:

Please don't breed. Otherwise the NHS will be stretched to the limit in a few years.
Too bad he didn't encase his dick in concrete instead! :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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There probably wasn't much there, so he used head instead. :lol:

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norton55 wrote:
There probably wasn't much there, so he used head instead. :lol:

Good point! :lol:
Small dicked and brainless is no way to go through life.


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Mookie wrote:
norton55 wrote:
There probably wasn't much there, so he used head instead. :lol:

Good point! :lol:
Small dicked and brainless is no way to go through life.




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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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Good one! I think Mr Microwave should be put on double secret probation.


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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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There’s an asteroid warming for us somewhere

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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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Ok, it may take me a while to "process" that. :thinking:

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Whoa! So many impure thoughts now. :o
Tossed chocolate? ;) :shock:

Dang, why didn't I think of this? I think this could catch on. At least in some circles. I'd probably have to hire a somebody to make the casts though. :lol:


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Lol - "tossed chocolate" I didn't delve in past the photos. :o


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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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LOL, Merry Xmas Steven!

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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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E-harmony date? :shock:

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E-harmony date? :shock:


Give Lindy what she wants or Lindy get mad....


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Wishful Tomcat wrote:
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E-harmony date? :shock:


Give Lindy what she wants or Lindy get mad....


That's what happens when you date a crack whore. :clap: Some good decision making on his part.


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Oh yeah Lindy. Now that's my kind of woman right there. Lots of spontaneity, just imagine the possibilities.


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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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DIRTJUNKIE wrote:
That's what happens when you date a crack whore. :clap:.


I sense a backstory here, DJ. :D


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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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DJ, we're waiting. :pray:

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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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lol - I got nothing. ^ I'm more worried about Mooks response. ;)


Here's another winner for ya's. http://wfla.com/2017/12/27/investigatio ... e-on-duty/


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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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Oops........... :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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norton55 wrote:
Oops........... :lol:


Oops is right!

“‘So, do you like being my little whore for a trooper?’ And then I answered a response, ’cause I had the phone at that time, and I said, ‘I don’t know, let me ask your supervisor."


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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:26 am 
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I would have loved to have seen the look on his face. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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DIRTJUNKIE wrote:
lol - I got nothing. ^ I'm more worried about Mooks response. ;)

YOLO!

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A rear end collision?


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https://www.mensjournal.com/adventure/over-40-snake-eggs-found-in-australian-schools-sandbox/

Happily this initial report has been refuted and as it turns out these are actually the eggs of something called a water dragon, must be a lizard. Whew!


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 Post subject: Re: Weird News
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Mook your response to the crack whore above. You may be interested in the lady in my latest post in this thread.

viewtopic.php?f=24&t=141&start=1470

Hint* Two and a Half Men episode. ;)


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